If you were a murderer, what would your nickname be? Mine would be “The Gardener”, ’cause I’d always leave a rose at the scene of the crime.

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onesteppcloser:

imagine right before you fall asleep you get to see previews to 3 dreams and then you get to decide which dream you want for that night.

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misandrybusiness:

things i am learning from the x-files:

-be afraid of bright lights

-wow the 90s

-mulder is a large out-of-control child

-i want to make out with gillian anderson

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thefemaleofherspecies:

lurkthejerk:

lurkthejerk:

lurkthejerk:

Is it worth it.

let me work it.

i put my thang down flip it and reverse it.

it’s yurfurmanurnakjsdnfkjsd

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#고마워요 #7주년추카해 ️

#고마워요 #7주년추카해 

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ryan-tology:

Jesus Christ, Jimmy, you stole millions from everyone, kissed your best friends wife, and then hooked up with your other best friends sister.

Get off your soapbox.

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140713 Hyuna at BlueOne K-pop Dream Festival | do not edit! - Source: kimhyuna.kr

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You do the most adorable things without even realizing. 

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misandristofficial:

I’ve always been a coward,
And I don’t know what’s good for me.

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guineos:

unamusedsloth:

Try me.

go ahead and fuckin do it

guineos:

unamusedsloth:

Try me.

go ahead and fuckin do it

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aantifreeze:

none evans with left boob

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