what if you went out to buy alcohol and when they asked for your I.D you handed them a picture of taylor swift and said ‘i don’t know about you but im feeling 22’
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houston we have a problem. im not an astronaut and i got on the wrong plane
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looks like some of y’all will have a little problem next year
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what do u say to ur sister if she is crying????? are you having a CRISIS
“Say It Ain’t So”by Weezer
“I can’t confront you, I never could do, that which might hurt you, so try and be cool, when I say, this way is a water slide away from me, that takes you further every day, hey, so be cool…”
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have no regrets
except all those facebook pages you liked back in 2009, regret those
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